December 2011
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Nothing like watching your dad change his...
passionflake:
Thats an awesome way to tell the rest of the kids about the divorce, eh?
Classy.
Yyyyyyyyep. :I
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
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lpleeexx:
too young to understand lol.
Oh Nein and I were discussing these once
The only one I’ve ever noticed was the Adventure Time one It’s pretty fucking obvious lumps is code for tits.
finger prince pffffffffff
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Your current number of followers is the number of...
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yes good
now i want to make a comic about omelets.
FUCK.
fuck. yes.
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How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the... →
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Jack 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly Kate 1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly 2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring...
