February 2010
34 posts
January 2010
50 posts
REBLOG IF you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when...
confusedquark:
beingbrutalisnteverything:
simpleties:
followmeunder:
intheendihopeimright:
theindiehippie:
minoraesthetics:
(via idothattoo)
Guilty.
You should ask me things. →
they laugh
they make money
he’s got a gold watch
she’s got a silk dress
and healthy breasts
that bounce
on their
italian
leather
sofa
ConfusedQuark got me some superglue, so I could...
Goes to the bathroom, I leave the glue on the stove, lid part-ways on. He comes back, looks at the glue,
“I thought you knew how to put the lid back on! I’m so angry with you, I’m going to clean this stove! *furiously scrubs the stove*”
So I go, “How about this?”, and I hug him from behind.
He starts furiously scrubbing my wrist.
I stood there for a bit,...
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Gay Dr. Laura Letter
wolfkazumaru:
zyoko:
coruscating:
fuckyeahlgbt:
dramadude1992:
grantgreeley:
Letter to Dr. Laura highlights fallacy in a particular anti-homosexual argument.
Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the...
“Silly banana, get out of there! You’re not a dildo; you don’t even fit!”
– Kholdstare (via wolfkazumaru
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Just did OS 10 with three drakes up.
Rolled a 100 on the mount.
Fuck yeaaaaah.
So I got this butterfly pen thing.
It’s basically a butterfly knife, but with a pen instead of a knife. I got it around 5 PM yesterday, and it’s currently 1:45 the next day. I literally haven’t put it down. It’s so much fun ahh
But it occurs to me that if it were a real knife, I’d be out a couple fingers by now.
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“I think the less alcho—*falls over*”
– QonfusedQuark
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Alex: she doesn't want to do anal.
Alex: I'm still workin on that one
Khold: Lol.
Alex: she wants to
Alex: "do me first"
Alex: So I was like LOL NO
Khold: Ahaha.
Alex: hey, sub in for me.
Khold: Yeah no.
Alex: what?
Alex: i'll blindfold her
Alex: say it gets me off or something
Alex: you're hiding in the closet, you bust out and we high five
Alex: and I wait till she's finish
Alex: ed
confusedquark:
I’m going shot-for-shot with a guy twice my size. This is gonna be fun!
Edit: I guess I am bad at english. I meant drink-shots. Harhar.
It was fun though, right? :D
I mean, I had a good time. And to my pleasant surprise, I’m not hungover!
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wolfkazumaru asked: You're in the desert, you see a tortoise lying on its back, struggling, and you're not helping - why is that?
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"exacerbate" is a cool word.
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It's getting warmer!
wolfkazumaru:
kholdstare:
Yay!
So take off a moderate amount of your clothes!
I am getting so warm! I wanna switch to shorts and a t-shirt!
It's getting warmer!
Yay!
I love that fake banana flavor they use in candy.
Learn from this man.
Wolf: Pudding was made, and we ran out of spoons and bowls.
Wolf: Therefore, I ate pudding out of a tupperware container, with a knife, because I'm a gentleman.
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YAY.
Got my priest’s offhand that I’ve wanted forever! Shriveled Heart.
Officially better geared than my Hunter, who was my main for four years.
Woo.
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neil patrick harris is sexy? what?
i cant believe i missed this
I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW!
wolfkazumaru:
Sunday, at a local convenience store! Frak yeah!
Awesome!!
"8 am till 2 pm: Get Raped."
confusedquark:
kholdstare:
confusedquark:
I must admit that I am chain-listening to Glee songs. :D
I don’t think you are.
You are sitting in the same room as me, what is this!
I know, it’s just to fuck with you!
Hahahahahahahahahahahah?
confusedquark:
I must admit that I am chain-listening to Glee songs. :D
I don’t think you are.
wolfkazumaru asked: Hi Ken!
Let's test this shit out. →
